The Lib Dem election candidate is here
No, Wayne, I'll explain it one more time...
It's outrageous. I'm meant to be in Westminster ...
That's when MPs knew how to behave. The bastards ...
Ten glorious days in Spain. You won't want to come ...
Bad news, Prime Minister. The empty podium in ...
Here's Boris's letter asking for an extension. See ...
Proroguing Parliament cut short John Bercow's ...
Hello, it's Strictly Come Dancing on the TV. ...
If it's true that pessimists die sooner, some ...
All over Tuscany you can hear the sound of British ...
Instead of proroguing Parliament, Boris has ...
He's terrified of a no-deal Brexit, but he thinks ...
Thank goodness, it's only jury duty. I thought I'd ...
I might have to tell the Prime Minister that we ...
If you can't sleep, maybe you should try adopting ...
Rory McIlroy's approach shot landed in the middle ...
I hope your summer holiday will be before ...
Mr Sugar Tax
And here are some cyanide pills in case anyone ...
Is that your plan? If Jeremy Hunt tries to bring ...
Do I have to pay the Sugar Tax if I'm just going ...
I took my girlfriend to Paris. I got sunstroke and ...
Never mind the backstop. I want Boris to explain ...
We were called to Jeremy Hunt's property after ...
Mark Field's been suspended for grabbing a climate ...
My horse came last, but it had by far the best ...
In the next round the remaining candidates will ...
There are always a few Tory candidates I have ...
We've changed the rules. Leadership candidates ...
