I've got solid gold contact lenses
Gin and tonic?
Rowing Boat Yard
First I shall cover my canvas with tar
He enters the clip-joint, sits down and orders a ...
I got my free contraceptive to-day...
If I see or hear, once again, the words: SCENARIO, ...
NY Approved Mugger
Goldfish Bowl
I am voting for the National Y-Front
The most favoured candidate for this years' Turner ...
Mr Punch and Toby, his dog
The rapidly increasing number of millionaires with ...
Heh, heh, heh
Reclining on a sharkskin is not practically ...
I have an important message for the human race
I can't get this copper sphere off my head
Well, Cecilia, what would you like to be?
Welcome to 1994
Professor, what difficulties did you encounter in ...
Perhaps you would prefer this room, Mister ...
Therefore, until men turn into women and women ...
At the bar of 'The Day After To-morrow Art ...
Rhyming Couple
Behind the trees on the right, a man is teaching ...
I knew our relationship was over, when you started ...
If this doesn't win the Turner Prize, I'm going to ...
I'm afraid I've bad news for you - he has a ...
Be careless
Minus one, minus two, minus three...
